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"The good we secure for ourselves is precarious and uncertain until it is secured for all of us and incorporated into our common life."
- Jane Addams

"'Life' includes 'undead existence'."
- The ZRC


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All prices include domestic USPS shipping unless otherwise noted. For shipping to countries other than the United States, please contact us before placing your order. Please remove all instances of the number 9 from the address before sending your email (they are there to combat spam).

Feel free to also contact us if you are interested in higher quantities than those listed here, or if you have any other questions.

 

Shirts

Ban Headshots

Ban Headshots shirt
Lovable Zombie spokeschild Tim has a message to spread!

These are 100% cotton unisex American Apparel shirts, printed on Ash Grey Sea Foam color. American Apparel shirts are made fairly in the United States by non-sweatshop labor, but they are also among the softest, most comfortable t-shirts you will ever wear. The printing is done by Brunetto T-Shirts, and is of high enough quality that Tim shirts belonging to ZRC staffers still look new after a dozen or more washings.

Available in large, extra-large, and 2X -- sizing chart available on American Apparel's website.

As of May 2010, supplies of Large are running low. You may wish to check with us first before ordering, or consider sizing up to an XL, as American Apparel tends to fit smaller than other shirts!

Buy one ($18)

 



Buy three ($50 -- save $4 over buying individually!)

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Closeup of the design on a shirtA 2XL shirtAn XL shirt as worn by a ZRC staffer

 

Lurch For The Cure

Lurch For The Cure shirt




 
Support two worthy causes with one smart purchase!

100% cotton unisex American Apparel shirts in your choice of Pink or Slate Gray depict a veritable army of Undead marching toward medical advancement behind spokeszombies Unity, Baron Mardi, and our own Tim.

100% of our would-be profits from the sale of these shirts will be donated to the Lynn Sage Cancer Research Foundation, a 501c(3) charity dedicated to fighting breast cancer. To see how that breaks down in terms of actual dollars, or to read more, head on over to our Lurch For The Cure page!

Available in small, medium, large, XL and 2X -- sizing chart available on American Apparel's website. Don't trust their picture of the pink shirt, though; its color is much closer to our images than theirs.

Buy one in Pink ($20)

 



Buy one in Slate Gray ($20)

 



Buy three ($55 --
save $5 over buying individually!)

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Novelties

Stickers

Brain logo sticker

These stickers are 2.75 inches (7 cm) square, with black ink on white vinyl to produce the Zombie Rights Campaign two-brain logo.

Buy five ($5)

 
 
Buy ten ($8)

Wristbands

Zombie Strong wristband

100% silicone wristbands, in green with glow-in-the-dark lettering: "Zombie Strong" on one side, and the ZRC website address on the other. Large is 8 3/8" (21.25 cm) around and fits most adults. Medium is 7 3/8" (18.75 cm) around and fits kids age six and up, teenagers, and smaller adults.

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Buy two ($8)

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Other...

Other products

Keep an eye out for other quality Zombie Rights Campaign merchandise, including buttons, prints and more! We hope to have these products ready soon.
 

 

Website and content © 2008-2010 by the Zombie Rights Campaign.
The ZRC is not affiliated with the Human Rights Campaign in any way, shape or form, and we applaud their goal to bring basic human rights to, you know, basic human beings. We just want to do the same for those human beings who happen to be undead. Any similarities to the HRC are intended as parody, and really, if the folks in charge of the HRC can't take a joke then I guess they're just lucky that people don't go to the movies to watch THEM get hacked to pieces by chainsaws and cricket bats.
 
 
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