Zombie of the Year 2009 Important Announcement
It’s with a heavy heart that the ZRC must announce that we are officially retracting Baron Mardi’s nomination for 2009 Zombie of the Year, due to grave ethnical misconduct following last week’s Atomic Age Cinema performance.
On the basis of trusted eyewitness accounts from this event, we must conclude that Baron Mardi is no longer an acceptable candidate for 2009 Zombie of the Year. The ZRC has received more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.
We apologize again to our membership and online audience for this unfortunate situation.
About The Author
As you can retract a candidate from the competition, I believe a zombie candidate for 2009′s zombie should be Fernando (“Nando”), from the comic “UNlife is UNfair”. (As I said on the “about section”)
http://www.drunkduck.com/Unlife_is_Unfair/
I’m afraid this was a special emergency issue. It wouldn’t be fair to the other entrants who did not perform various unspeakable acts to change the rules on them now.
The ZRC has been evaluating the comic in question however for possible inclusion in our positive media guide, which is due for an update after the award ceremony.
Thanks again for your input!