The Zombie Rights Campaign Blog

Alleged Zombie Food Pyramid

| May 31, 2012

We saw this on Facebook, and, as is usual with that hotbed of linking other peoples’ stuff, it’s not clear where it came from originally. So credit where it’s actually due. Anti-Zombie credit that is! First, of course, is the stereotyped ‘Zombie’ diet, fixated, of course, on brain matter. Most Zombies do not require human [...]

I Will Admit to a Bit of Vampire Rights Envy

| May 30, 2012

Sometimes, defending Zombies, you have to marvel at, and, yes, envy the press coverage of Vampires. Now we have no beef with Vampires. So long as they do not sparkle. Sparkly vampires are an abomination before society and must be dealt with… harshly. But regular vamps are all right by the Zombie Rights Movement. We’d [...]

Irresponsible Internet Fearmongers Exploit Gruesome Tragedy to Promote Anti-Zombiism

| May 30, 2012

We’ve gotten a lot of tips about a recent Miami case involving a man whose face was, err, chewed off by his assailant. The assailant then resisted police even to the point of requiring several gunshots to finally subdue: According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man’s face [...]

Zombies Need Coffee Too

| May 29, 2012

Do the Undead need caffeine? If they’re anything like most Living people (and of course, they are at heart, we all know that), the answer should be obvious. Even more so when courageous Zombie Rights campaigners like our Zombie of the Year for 2012 have to fight through the courts for the right of Zombies [...]

Zombie Disco! It’s Good Zombies Can Disco (I Guess)

| May 29, 2012

Personally? Not a fan of disco. It’s just… not really my thing. But to the extent that anyone can disco, Zombies should be able to disco too, so we support this: Horror Society Presents…. ZOMBIE DISCO 3 Its time once again to get out those cheesy outfits and your dancing shoes!! We are back with [...]

Vandalizing Road Signs Isn’t Just for Warning About Zombies Anymore

| May 29, 2012

I don’t know whether to be comforted or saddened that Zombies have company in the Unjust and Probably Unsafe Road Sign defacement department: A motorway sign warning of a possible Dalek sized obstruction! Pathetic! … What? The sign, located at on eastbound Arapahoe before 48th Street, was in fact a prank. With the Colorado Department [...]

Undead Doughnut Sculpture?

| May 28, 2012

Seriously, this is as much Odd as it is Anti-Zombie: Night of the Living Doughnuts! Mr. Jimmies was a mild mannered doughnut, just doing his regular shift at the greasy spoon diner. One fateful night a police officer staggers in… green, incoherent, mumbling. Before Jimmies could get out a concerned “May I help you Sir!?” [...]

Been Up to Stuff

| May 28, 2012

Lots of mundane Non-Zombie Rights work afoot around here lately, but I did make an Ominous Circle of Stones, which might come in handy for some Necromancy later: Ok, it’s not so ominous looking in the dappled light of late afternoon. But around midnight? That’s pretty mystical looking. I need to see if Baron Mardi [...]

Rest Break

| May 23, 2012

A few things have come up and some of us at the ZRC Compound are a bit under the weather so we’ll be back this weekend or early next week with regular blogging and new and exciting ideas for Zombie Rights advocacy. A promise, from us to you, and the Zombies of course.

ZRC Award-Winning ‘Skin Horse’ Kickstarter

| May 21, 2012

We’d be remiss if the ZRC did not point out that the latest print volume of Skin Horse, which the ZRC both loves and has endorsed heavily in the past for its progressive, Zombie Friendly views, is currently the subject of a Kickstarter drive: U.N.I.T.Y. of Skin-Horse was, in fact, our Zombie of the Year [...]