The Zombie Rights Campaign Blog

‘Mind My Brains, Darling!’ – A ZRC Review

| June 30, 2011

The ZRC’s Cultural Historian Andrew Leal suggested that I take a look at ‘Mind My Brains, Darling’, a new web comedy series concerning the Differently Animated, and I’m glad that he did so, as it has turned out to offer us a small glimmer of hope from increasingly Anti-Zombie Europe. ‘Mind My Brains, Darling’ is [...]

‘World War Z’ Looks for Gullible Extras to Spread Hatred of Zombies

| June 30, 2011

I had sincerely hoped that this behemoth of Anti-Zombie prejudice masquerading as a film would crash and burn, but it seems that ‘World War Z’ is a reality we will have to confront for some time to come: This summer World War Z is going to be shot within England and they need a TON [...]

‘Best Zombie Sites’ Poll Apparently Lacks a Single Zombie Rights Organization

| June 30, 2011

Now, we’re not in this business for the fame or adulation, but I’d like to think that The Zombie Rights Campaign has, by now, earned a little bit of recognition as a leader in the burgeoning Zombie Rights Movement, at least here in America. Yet this poll to determine the ‘Best Zombie Site’ not only [...]

‘Death Valley’ Show on MTV Proves Two Things: 1) MTV Has No Interest in Music, and 2) MTV Hates the Differently Animated

| June 30, 2011

Here’s something that came to us via the grapevine recently: MTV, which for the younger out there once stood for ‘Music Television’, has a new Anti-Differently Animated show in the works, which slams Vampires, Werewolves and Zombies in order to stage some wacky COPS-style sitcom. Seriously: Holy shit! Check out the trailer for “DEATH VALLEY,” [...]

Zombie Doorstop Allows Living to Literally Oppress the Undead, Failblog Fails to Consider Zombie Feelings

| June 29, 2011

I have to say, sometimes Living Supremacists take things too literally. You don’t actually have to grind Zombies into the dirt to keep them down… but if you are that literal, it seems there are those out there with products in mind for you: Perhaps needless to say, a doorstop shaped like a suffering Zombie [...]

Band Anthrax Releases Anti-Zombie Hate Anthem ‘Fight’em ’til You Can’t’

| June 29, 2011

Naturally news of the latest big Anti-Zombie hate song comes to us from our evil alternate universe counterparts over at the ‘Zombie Research Society’: Back in late April, 2011 ZRS head Matt Mogk and Anthrax guitarist Scott Ian sat down to talk zombies. You can read their full conversation on the Suicide Girls blog HERE. [...]

Resources Page Updated with New Literature!

| June 29, 2011

Just click here to see our Resources page, which contains an all new pamphlet: ‘Zombies in the Workforce’, a ZRC guide to peaceful cooperation and full integration of the modern workplace, populated by both the Living and the Differently Animated! This short guide will give you useful information and provide handy tips for breaking the [...]

Yet Another Childhood Game Sullied by Prejudice

| June 28, 2011

Yes, the Anti-Zombie bigots seem determined to ruin all sorts of fun games with their prejudice. I mean, ‘Humans vs. Zombies’ takes all the fun out of NERF gun fights, and we’ve already talked about the prospect of ‘Zombie Tag’. What’s next, Zombie Pinatas? Seriously, it is: Zombie Piñata is an action packed game for [...]

‘The Walking Dead’ Wins Saturn Award, Showing that Saturn Awards Harbor Vicious Anti-Zombie Prejudice

| June 28, 2011

It’s always sad to learn that an august body harbors hateful prejudice. It might be your local school board, unhappy about allowing a Zombie child to attend, or your local hospital, unwilling to treat the broken arm of a Zombie. Or it might be the Academy of Science Fiction, Fantasy & Horror Films, which handed [...]

Emma Stone Declines Bigoted Role in ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies’

| June 28, 2011

Emma Stone played one of the female leads in the notoriously offensive Anti-Zombie film ‘Zombieland’, so she was naturally considered a shoe-in as a candidate to play the lead in ‘Pride and Prejudice and Zombies’, an upcoming film adaptation of the also notorious book. However, Ms. Stone has apparently declined the role: Emma Stone passed [...]