Posted By John Sears on July 1, 2015
The ZRC was recently pointed to this graphic and disturbing video purporting to show how to consume citrus fruit during the, ahem, ‘Zombie Apocalypse’.
Warning: Graphic Anti-Zombie Violence is present. Watch with caution.
How to respond to videos like this? Well, for starters, the ZRC fails to see why an orange cannot be shared with a Zombie. Maybe Zombies like oranges? Have you ever thought to ask?
Secondly, it’s an oddly prepared survivor who has a wall mounted, dungeon-like restraint system ready for his unwitting ‘friend’. The ZRC questions this entire scenario. It seems premeditated to us. Maybe the video’s title really should be, ‘How to Get Away with Murder AND Eat an Orange in the Zombie Apocalypse’?
Food for thought, if you’ll excuse the pun. Food for thought.