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Personal Reflections on Being Really Old

Ok, so I’m not really *that* old. Nevertheless it was my birthday over the weekend, and as I said on twitter, upon reaching the advanced age of 30 I feel a certain kinship with our Mummy allies in the broader Undead Rights movement. Time stretches off into infinity, my misspent youth is in the distant past. Tragically some of it was spent playing Anti-Zombie videogames and watching Romero movies, but I assure you those days are long gone. Well, the ones where I enjoy it I mean.

Those poor Zombies.

Meanwhile I’ve been trying to line up a necromancer, since I’m getting to the point I’ll probably need one, but Baron Mardi’s rates are just extortionate. Would it be unethical to ask for a ZRC discount?

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We did give him a shiny (well-earned) certificate. Though, do I even want a discount reanimation?

At any rate, here’s to the next decade and the continued struggle for Zombie Rights.


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The role of 'Administrator' will be played tonight by John Sears, currently serving as President of The Zombie Rights Campaign.

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2 Responses to “Personal Reflections on Being Really Old”

  1. Wayne Zombie says:

    Happy birthday, you young punk! I hit the half-century mark in December. Hope you had fun and were able to exploit local eateries for free grub.

  2. John Sears says:

    Nah, no free grub. I got to feel older than I am this week by pulling a leg muscle really badly though.

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