Sad to say but it’s true; no one, no matter how well-intentioned and educated they are about The Cause, can completely ignore the negative effects of the Anti-Zombie media our culture is drowning in.

As a result, I had a miserable night’s sleep last night, punctuated by a bad dream in which, yes, I was under attack – by Zombie Stereotypes.

Honestly it shook me a bit. As famously stated in the Inception trailer:

Dreams feel real while we’re in them. It’s only when we wake up that we realize something was actually strange.

I won’t go too deeply into the details of said dream, because honestly, it was pretty banal and stupid in the light of day. Zombie Dad locked in the basement infects Zombie mom, who comes up the stairs, breaks down the door and tries to eat me, only her head falls off and I’m pretty sure it started screaming.

You know, a nightmare. Only rife with Anti-Zombie prejudice.

Clearly the only remedy is to do more for Zombie Rights.

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