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‘Zombies Ate My Homework’ Shirt Starts New Trend: Blame Zombies for Absolutely Everything

Just as people bereft of creativity have suddenly realized they stand a chance at making some extra lucre by slapping Zombies into just about anything, there are those who wish to escape blame for their own poor decisions and dubious actions who are coming to realize that Zombies make a pretty convenient scapegoat in our Living Supremacist society.

Hence you see Zombie-baiting products like this ‘Zombies Ate My Homework’ shirt:
Har har

Check out their description, too:

Forget the dog and go for the ole Zombie at my homework excuse this year. No teacher questions the intentions of the undead! Check out this classic Zombie shirt along with our other Zombie t shirts. Don’t get caught without an excuse, let a Zombie eat your homework this year!

As you can see, the shirt clearly attempts to capitalize on baseless Anti-Zombie scapegoating of the lowest and most vile sort. In our current atmosphere of blind hatred for the Differently Animated, who are associated with all of society’s ills (most recently terrorism), thanks in no small part to dubious work from the Academy and of course propaganda from Hollywood, isn’t it the height of irresponsibility to push the public into even more scapegoating of the Zombie population?

(H/t to BuyZombie)


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Comments

2 Responses to “‘Zombies Ate My Homework’ Shirt Starts New Trend: Blame Zombies for Absolutely Everything”

  1. Michelle says:

    That’s it, I want a bumper sticker that says, “My Zombie is an Honors Student.”

  2. John Sears says:

    Hmm, that would indeed be a good bumper sticker. We’re going to make bumper stickers eventually, actually. I have a few ideas percolating.

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