So-Called ‘Zombie Defense’ Table Neither Good for Defense Nor as Table
I really can’t see how this ‘Zombie Defense’ table qualifies as a win, consisting as it does of one slanty leg and a small round piece of wood that can be used as a shield.
I mean, ok, let’s say you have an assailant in your home. Are you likely to have time to take apart a piece of furniture and then strap one segment to your arm while you use the other as a primitive cudgel? Wouldn’t it be simpler to just own a knife?
And let’s say you’re in need of a table. This thing isn’t big enough to hold much of anything, and with that slanty leg I have serious doubts as to its stability anyway. Don’t put any valuable vases on it, folks.
So I can’t see what qualifies as ‘Epic Win’ about it at all.
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Wow, way to take things too seriously.
Is your life so dull and unforfilling that you find the need to critisize a little humour?
On behalf of all the internet, YOU’RE A SHITCUNT!
Zane! Is your life so unfulfilling that you call someone a sh#t c#nt on the internet.
He was making a valid point. Get a life!