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‘In My Next Life I Want to Be a Zombie’ Shirt: Why Not in This One?

I don’t mean to be too hard on this shirt, I think it tries hard and the core message is pretty Zombie Friendly:

Mostly positive, right?

Still I have to ask, why can’t you be a Zombie in *this* life? Is it really that big a distinction that a person dies (briefly and temporarily) then comes back as a Zombie that we must consider them a new legal/philosophical entity?

Also, what’s with the bloody hand? That’s not very Zombie Positive, and seems to imply a hostility not in agreement with the message of the shirt itself.

I think in spite of these minor flaws we can at least give the shirt a Zombie Tolerant rating. Think of it as an A- for Effort.

Pretty good show.

You can get this garment from CrazyDog Shirts.

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