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Yet Another Childhood Game Sullied by Prejudice

Yes, the Anti-Zombie bigots seem determined to ruin all sorts of fun games with their prejudice. I mean, ‘Humans vs. Zombies’ takes all the fun out of NERF gun fights, and we’ve already talked about the prospect of ‘Zombie Tag’. What’s next, Zombie Pinatas?

Seriously, it is:

Zombie Piñata is an action packed game for the iPhone and iPod touch, fight your way through over 30 stages of pure madness while fighting the now evil piñatas, find their lair deep in the Mayan archeological site and face the biggest zombie piñata of them all: Piñaton!

Oh sure, now that they’re ZOMBIES they’re automatically EVIL. Way to let your bigot flag fly, developers!

They’ve turned a perfectly innocent childhood expression of violence and the lust for candy into something twisted and selfish. For shame.

Naturally there’s a trailer and it’s full of pointless violence against the Undead:

The ZRC strongly condemns this mixture of harmless and enthusiastic childhood physicality with an attack on the Differently Animated.. even if those Differently Animated happen to have been pinatas before reanimation/animation.

It’s still wrong.

For shame.


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