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Zombie Doorstop Allows Living to Literally Oppress the Undead, Failblog Fails to Consider Zombie Feelings

I have to say, sometimes Living Supremacists take things too literally. You don’t actually have to grind Zombies into the dirt to keep them down… but if you are that literal, it seems there are those out there with products in mind for you:

Win? Try lose!

Perhaps needless to say, a doorstop shaped like a suffering Zombie cut in half, pleading for assistance? That is remarkably repulsive and shockingly lacking in empathy.

As the image indicates, Failblog originally wrote about this atrocity, and they have links to the merchants of hate who are selling it as well.

Epic win? More like Epic fail, you Zombie Haters!

This doorstopper has officially earned our lowest rating and is duly marked as Living Supremacist.

Functional but hateful.


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