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Bristol City Council Shows Ugly Living Supremacism

We’ve talked previously about how the Anti-Zombie bigot forces as well as the press in the UK got all upset that Leicester didn’t have a ready plan in place to oppress the Differently Animated in the event of the farcical and childish ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ fantasy. The ZRC blog also covered a peaceful protest/response to that rising tide of hate and distrust, on a more positive note.

Well, apparently the curious forces of Living Supremacist Hate have moved on to Bristol, and they got considerably more disturbing response from the city officials there:

Dear Mr Store

In response to your request, made under the Freedom of Information Act,
for details of Bristol City Council’s contingency plans for dealing with
zombies, I can now release to you the following strategy document.
Please note that this document contains various redactions as it has
been considered that some information contained therein must be redacted
for the purpose of safeguarding national security. As a result, section
24 of the Act applies. Although the City Council aim to be transparent
and accountable to the public, in this instance it is considered that
our duty to safeguard national security outweighs these aims on this
occasion.

Peter Holt
Service Director of Communication and Marketing
Bristol City Council

Mr. Holt’s document is a harrowing exercise in the preparation of violence and repression against a misunderstood minority group the community:

Bristol City Council

Top Secret

Contingency Plan For Handling Zombie Outbreaks in Bristol

Following advice to local authorities from [redacted, on grounds of national security] Bristol City Council has adopted the following contingency plans.

Alert states

Be aware of the following possible alert states.

Ambient zombie level – business as usual, but be on the lookout for tell-tale signs

Enhanced activity level – confirmed zombie attacks on the populus

Major outbreak – zombie infection level in excess of 1%, multiple sightings across the city

Zombie pandemic level – concentrated outbreak, with infection levels over 30%

The document alleges that the city and perhaps the national government have set up an elaborate system of secret mobilization, activated by code word signals that will be given out over the air and television broadcasts so they can launch their Anti-Zombie pogrom in secret!

Mobilisation

To avoid widespread panic, codewords are in use to mobilise these contingency plans. All staff should therefore be on the look out for references on TV or Radio to [redacted, on grounds of national security], and then proceed to their pre-assigned emergency stations.
These coded references will be broadcast on nation & local radio and television networks

Shockingly, they even go so far as to advise on the best methods of Anti-Zombie *murder*!!

Health and Safety Implications

Remember the correct zombie killing proceedure:

1 – Fully disconnect the brain-stem from the body through either blunt force or full head removal

2 – Avoid all unprotected contact.

3 – Zombies are extremely aggressive. Do not approach unless adequately armed.

Truly this is a dark day for the United Kingdom. The ZRC must hereby issue a Travel Advisory for all Zombies to avoid the Bristol area at all costs. In addition, considering the unknown level of collusion with the national authorities in Bristol’s nefarious scheme, and the recent spate of Anti-Zombiism both in the UK and Europe more generally, we are cautioning all Zombies against unnecessary travel to the United Kingdom in general until further notice.

Bristol’s City Council has officially declared the city to be Living Supremacist.

For shame!

Please be advised and stay tuned to the ZRC Blog for more updates as they become available.


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The role of 'Administrator' will be played tonight by John Sears, currently serving as President of The Zombie Rights Campaign.

Comments

2 Responses to “Bristol City Council Shows Ugly Living Supremacism”

  1. ben says:

    I am deeply heartbroken by this news

  2. John Sears says:

    As are we! Still, the struggle for Undead Equality can and must continue.

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