Even Anti-Zombie Greeting Cards?
Etsy, home of individually made items sold by various artisty types, can be a truly wondrous bazaar of the bizarre, but I wasn’t expecting an Anti-Zombie greeting card:
“I’ve got my eyes on you, babe!” is an original ink/watercolor drawing by me, reproduced on this card. The bloodstains around/under the eyeballs are hand-painted on the card in red acrylic.
Handmade/painted on 100% recycled paper. Matching envelope included (5.75″ x 4.25″). Inside blank.
The card is available for shipping immediately and comes with a clear plastic sleeve for protection against zombie infection.
Oh, har-har, Zombies love ripping Living people limb from limb, so funny! A message of hate custom-painted and designed to be mailed, using the Postal Service to spread negative stereotyping about the Differently Animated.
Well, here’s a response: this greeting card is Anti-Zombie.
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