Anti-Zombie… Bigots.. in.. Spaaaaaaaaaaaace!

More or less:

Manned space exploration might be more dead then you thought. “Call of Duty: Black Ops” is getting a zombie-only update named “Rezurrection.” The undead expansion will include a new moon level, enhanced soundtrack, new zombie moon theme and four re-mastered zombie levels from the Call of Duty franchise.

Yes, that makes a lot of sense. I mean, the ‘Zombies’ in Call of Duty are more or less mindless ravenous monsters, so… how do they manage to function on the moon? It’s hard enough for astronauts to manage, what with the ridiculously low gravity, lack of air, what have you. If you’re not careful just taking a step you’d go flying.

But somehow these supposedly savage and unintelligent creatures still pose a drastic threat there? Huh? Wouldn’t anyone on the moon have to have on a spacesuit and have come in a spacecraft, both of which would seemingly preclude easy flesh-chomping, if not rule it out entirely?

And what, Zombies don’t have the right to go to the moon as well? Since when? It doesn’t belong to anyone!

Zombies have every much of a right to be on the moon as the Living, The Zombie Rights Campaign believes.

Of course, “Call of Duty: Black Ops” has never been kind to Zombies, and that’s probably not going to change now.

For shame.

Tags: Videogames

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