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First ‘Return of the Living Dead’ Action Figure, Naturally, of Tarman

Action figures. If you’ve ever wondered why ‘classic’ Anti-Zombie films don’t get action figures, well, maybe it just took some time:

“They’re Back from the Grave and Ready to Party” The first ever ROTLD Action Figure! Tarman Zombie features ball jointed neck, Shoulders, Opening Jaw and base with Trioxin cannister and bitten brain!

Party? We're in favor of that.

Oh, if only this action figure really celebrated the Undead and promoted a party, even the Global Reanimation Block Party!

Alas, it doesn’t seem like it, does it?

I mean, this action figure is all about the ‘Opening Jaw’ and the ‘bitten brain’. Divisive! Overly negative and inflammatory!

Oh, if only we could get some Zombie Friendly action figures instead. Something that tells the public, and of course our children, that it’s ok to play, even, party, with the Differently Animated.

If only.


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