The Zombie Rights Campaign Blog

Undead Advocacy, Zombie Friendly Attorney at Law

It’s been a very busy spring for your ZRC advocates, but we have important announcements to make.

First, one of the longest-running and most distracting ZRC-related projects has finally been completed, and we are ready to share it with you all. This, more than anything else, is what has kept the blog so quiet and our public appearances so sparse over the last couple of years.

Your ZRC President is now also, to our knowledge, the world’s first Zombie Friendly Attorney.

Yes, last month after a grueling 3 years of law school, and a lengthy and difficult character evaluation, I got word that the State of Wisconsin had decided to admit me into the legal profession after all.

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There was, of course, a mountain of paperwork to complete, and a swearing in ceremony to attend.

Nothing like having to appear before the state supreme court to make you re-evaluate your life (or Unlife!) choices.

But lo and behold, last week I was sworn in, and now I can officially call myself a Zombie Friendly Attorney at Law.

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Plus I got that shiny pin, which I can wear to formal events! Like our protests!

(Just kidding, our protests are informal and friendly. I might still wear the pin though)

What’s next for the ZRC? Well, frankly, a little vacation for me might be in order, but Undead Advocacy has waited long enough, so we hope to make some announcements about events shortly, maybe spruce up the website, offer some new, thought-provoking merchandise and the like soon.

It’s been a long and strange trip for The Zombie Rights Campaign, and we hope it only gets stranger, and more Zombie, in the years to come.


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The role of 'Administrator' will be played tonight by John Sears, currently serving as President of The Zombie Rights Campaign.

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