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The ZRC Goes Green For You

The ZRC understands that the modern Zombie Ally or Zombie Rights Supporter is a busy individual. Many causes no doubt compete for your attention, and so you are always looking for the best way to maximize your efforts, whether it’s volunteer time, charitable efforts or petition-signing.

That’s why we are always looking for ways to shamelessly ally our movement with other worthy causes. Did I say shamelessly ally? I meant synergistically combine efforts to form a new public-focused charitable paradigm.

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So tonight I’m showcasing one of the many ways the ZRC is working to be a greener company in the sense of environmental politics, as well as Undead Equality. I present to you, the loyal readers, a short video of our high-efficiency wood burning stove in action!

Exciting I know. But wait, you ask, isn’t burning trees *bad* for the environment? Well, certainly, if those trees were grown, harvested and transported for that purpose, they would be a less than ideal fuel source. This stove, however, is only used to burn salvaged wood, along with the occasional paper product, say, pointless flyers that arrive in the mail whether or not you ever wanted them. These materials were already produced for other purposes, and would only have ended up rotting, or perhaps recycled, with all their precious caloric energy lost in the process. Meanwhile, the ZRC compound would have been reduced to burning more natural gas, which has to be extracted from the Earth at considerable ecological cost.

Thus you can see the benefit to the environment. Further, the ashes from this process are saved and used for gardening and composting, enriching the soil as we go!

Man, we’re so benevolent it’s kind of sickening, really.

So there you have it; yet another way the ZRC is helping you maximize your investment of concern and, perhaps, lucre: reducing our carbon footprint. Because we care about going green.

(Yes, this upload is entirely germane to the movement, and no, it’s not just me criminally misusing the HD video functionality built into our new camera.)


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The role of 'Administrator' will be played tonight by John Sears, currently serving as President of The Zombie Rights Campaign.

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