This T-Shirt Doesn’t Turn You Into a Zombie, It Turns You Into a Doofus
Take a look at this failed opportunity to allow Living people to walk a mile in Zombie shoes:
Turn Into A Zombie
Ask me about my zombie shirt… BAM! Instantly turn into a zombie by flipping this shirt over your head. Patent Pending
It’s a pity too; letting people experience life as a Zombie, even just for a few hours, might bring togetherness and empathy. Instead we get the usual bloody-fanged ghoul imagery, with the added bonus that actually using this shirt in the desired manner makes you look like Cornholio.
Yeesh.
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