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Hanna Is Not a Boy’s Name (But Is a Zombie Friendly Comic)

Posted By on August 23, 2010

The ZRC was recently asked for its take on a particular webcomic via twitter, immediately before the bombs fell/credit card theft and some other personal nightmares came up. Fortunately, we still had time to review the comic in question, Hanna Is Not a Boy’s Name, created and published by artist/author Tessa Stone, because it brought joy to our hearts and another great artistic property to our recommended list.

Now, for the actual review:

Hanna Is Not a Boy’s Name (Hanna hereafter for brevity’s sake) is a visually striking, semi-infinite canvas sort of comic about the world around a paranormal investigator, the eponymous Hanna Falk, relating how he attempts to solve cases relating to vampires, poltergeists, werewolves and more (but usually succeeds only in complicating his own already messy existence). The ZRC’s interest, aside from the gorgeously moody and colorful artwork, comes from the unnamed narrator of the story, Hanna’s constant companion and stalwart partner in the business, an Undead individual the author refers to as {…}.

{…} is referred to thusly not out of some Prince-like need to eschew normal names, but because he doesn’t know his own or care to adopt a false one in the meantime. His friend and employer Hanna takes the interesting tack of using a new and unique name to refer to him in each and every conversation; how Hanna avoids accidentally re-using an old one is as yet an unrevealed mystery. Is {…}, strictly speaking, a Zombie? Impossible to say for certain, though he’s sufficiently Zombie-like that most observers conclude him to be one. {…} died roughly ten years before the comic begins, and wandered the world in a semi-amnesiac fog before turning up on Hanna’s doorstep, looking for a job. Like most Zombies, {…} proved too dedicated and selfless to wallow in his own problems, and once they had proven intractable, and his identity impossible for himself to retrieve, he turned to the communal good and public service.

This handily illustrates one of the noblest traits of the Zombie that the ZRC often has to explain to confused members of the public who have been spoonfed too much Romero propaganda. Zombies aren’t a brainless, shambling mob; they work together with complete harmony in large groups to achieve their goals, even in those hateful films that slanderously state their goal is simply to eat people. However, going back to the earliest days of American Zombie lore this same subconscious admission of Intra-Zombie harmony can be found, in the toiling groups of Voodoo Zombies, in your Zombie rebellions and uprisings and what have you. Traditionally a witch doctor like Baron Mardi would create a Zombie, not as a weapon of terror, but as a trusted servant. Now, I ask you: who would want an employee who is always after their brain, or fighting with coworkers?

(Yes, I know, most Zombies raised in this manner were intended for use as slave labor, but the example of enlightened modern witch doctors like Mardi shows us that practitioners of the mystic arts can move beyond the need for uncompensated laborers. I wonder what kind of benefits package Mardi gives his Zombies…)

Anyway, Hanna and {…} work with other denizens of the weird and supernatural world to solve crimes and better lives, often at great personal cost, and along the way even work to combat Anti-Zombie prejudice by positive example. This isn’t just a comic we can recommend, it’s a comic that communicates our message to the masses! Outstanding!

At the core, Hanna’s message for the human world about Zombies is simple enough that we frequently put it on our picket signs: Zombies Are People Too. Being green, or grey, or blue-tinted, lacking a heartbeat or respiration, that doesn’t diminish in any way your essential humanity.

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A question we found ourselves asking while writing this review, however, adds a tiny troubling note to the overall conversation: was this intentional? Does this comic reflect the heart-felt views of its author, , or is this a case where the truths illuminated by art transcend the intention of the artist themselves?

The ZRC wonders. Unfortunately, judging by the way the author characterizes Zombies outside the canon of her colorful world, it may be the latter, and some outreach could still be done for the author herself:

Not much is known about him, even so much as what he is. Though he is frequently referred to as ‘zombie’ for those who aren’t creative enough [or weird enough] to come up with a new name for him each time, he lacks the desire to feast upon any brains, and while his visible emotions may seem to range from indifferent to mildly concerned, it seems fairly obvious that { … } has a good range of feelings. He falls apart, stitches back together, is dry of blood, and has a small aversion to anything very wet. He’s also told that the white shocks of hair on his head resemble angel wings, but he assures you he is anything but. So in short, he simply just is with no real explanation.

As you can see, dear reader, Ms. Stone is unfortunately still under the sway of some of these negative stereotypes about Zombies, even as she exceeds their vicious limitations with her sympathetic and nuanced portrayal of a Zombie of her own. The ZRC still has work to do here, even as it stands in awe of the product of her imagination and its potential to advance the Zombie Rights dialogue.

We’re happy to help, as always. For now, we will leave it at this: Hanna Is Not a Boy’s Name is highly recommended, and heartily endorsed, by The Zombie Rights Campaign.

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Zombie Friendly Shoelaces from Hot Topic

Posted By on August 21, 2010

Just a quick update to show off these spiffy Zombie-Friendly shoelaces from Hot Topic which the ZRC had the chance to pick up for about 4 dollars the other day.

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Spiffy, huh? It’s good to see a retailer that’s willing to sell Zombie related merchandise that doesn’t glorify or revel in Romero-style anti-Zombie violence.

Good job Hot Topic. You’re being such great sports I’ll avoid making any jokes about your stereotypical teenage customers, Twilight, or the bizarre amount of Gir merch you sell almost a decade after the show went off the air.

Seriously though, how many Gir shirts can a person need?

Rifftrax: Reefer Madness

Posted By on August 21, 2010

Not much to say about our trip to the latest Rifftrax the other day; unlike Plan 9 it isn’t obviously relevant to Zombie Rights stuff… except for a couple of quick Zombie jokes inserted into the show.

Really, I’m beginning to wonder if the Rifftrax people have some deep-seated psychological problems with the Undead.

On the other hand, one of the mentions for Zombies was in a short written by a five year old girl and the Zombie didn’t come off so badly. Perhaps this indicates hope for future generations.

Back to Normal

Posted By on August 21, 2010

Just a quick note to say that the ZRC is back in business. Our personal distractions have been dealt with, and access to various internet goodies has been restored. Huzzah for credit card fraud protection and all that.

In other news, your ZRC President’s family was in town over the weekend, which also helped contribute to a scarcity of posting.

I will now get us all back to business, post-haste.

Updates

Posted By on August 18, 2010

Remember how I promised there would be updates, plural, today?

Not so much, though I’m working on a few things. Here’s how we spent our day here instead of on Zombie Rights:

This morning while picking up the last of the yardwork supplies my credit card, which had plenty of room on it, got declined. After investigating it turns out that some… ahem, individual… in the United Kingdom had gotten ahold of the number, most likely by purchasing it in a chat room or some such, and tried to run up a slew of charges, culminating in 800 dollars worth of pornography.

That’s.. a lot of pornography.

So the issuing bank took the sensible approach and nuked the account from orbit. They just failed to tell *me* about it beforehand.

Awkward.

Fixing that mess would have taken much of the day on its own but then my actual credit union that holds the ZRC checking account amongst other things decided to lose a huge deposit, and thus our cash flow and sanity were reduced to perilous levels.

Thusly: today was mostly wasted, tomorrow I get to sit at home all day waiting on a rush shipment of new cards from the one bank and some kind of response from the credit union.

For once I have a very good excuse to slack off a bit here, but it’s a shame, because I have so much to talk about on the subject of Undead Equality. I’ll get back to it as soon as I can.

Promise.

Landscaping (of the Dead)

Posted By on August 18, 2010

So the light posting of late has been hard to miss, Z-fans. There are several reasons for this, and I’m eager to share our secret projects with you, but I’m afraid you’ll have to wait a bit longer on the disclosure. I apologize.

One thing I can mention however is that for the last few weeks I’ve been doing a lot of yardwork, trying to get ZRC Centrale into truly commendable condition, and I’m discovering the limitations of normal living human stamina. Plus, mosquitos; mosquitos probably don’t bother Zombies, right?

I should ask Baron Mardi if I could get at least a taste of Zombie strength via magic before I have to tackle a decade’s worth of weedy undergrowth around some trees on our property, though. Yeesh.

Tomorrow there will be more updates I promise, and I’ve got a big backlog of comics to scan and post about, and one truly remarkable webcomic that is easily in the running for Zombie of the Year 2010.

Stay tuned.

Is Josh Fruhlinger a Zombophobe?

Posted By on August 15, 2010

The ZRC’s two full-time staff members are both longtime readers of the newspaper comics/commentary site “The Comics Curmudgeon“, so it is with great sadness that we have found ourselves asking the question posited in today’s blogpost title. Is the primary author of said website a Zombophobe, a hater of all things Undead, an enemy of the Differently Animated?

Witness two recent episodes where Mr. Frulinger used the term ‘zombie’ as a crude epithet. First, from August 12th, remarking upon the appearance of a character in Mary Worth:

Oh, look, Mike’s dad exists after all! I was beginning to suspect that perhaps he had died years ago, and Fred was keeping his mouldering corpse in his bedroom and cashing his Social Security checks. Actually, based on today’s strip, that might still be the case: the expressionless face, the shuffling walk, the tattered, colorless clothes, and Mike’s expression of sheer terror all point to Lonnie here actually being a zombie reanimated through dark magic.

Not all Zombies are reanimated through magic, Mr. Fruhlinger, and why must said magic be ‘dark’, anyway? Are you saying that just because a practitioner of powerful eldritch forces wrests a person from the clutches of Death himself through secret blood rites performed under a full moon that said ritual is evil? Are all Zombies just wicked ciphers to you, Mr. Frulinger?

Putting that distasteful episode aside, on the fifteenth we had this diatribe against Zombies and their supposed lack of fashion sense:

Oh, dear, we appear to have reached the point in the storyline that I most feared, when the makeover would reveal the limitations of Frank Bolle’s ability or willingness to depict clothes worn by human females in the year 2010. The dress Margo is holding up in panel four would in fact make Lu Ann look old, and not cute, if by “old” we mean “a reanimated zombie of a woman from the 1910s in her burial dress.”

Why oh why can’t we get past the stereotype of Zombies always wearing their funeral garb to go out and about?

First of all, clothing used in funerals may not be possible to wear out and about, and is rarely suitable for everyday occasions. Secondly, this stereotype perpetuates the notion that Zombies are unfeeling, unchanging and of course un-bathed individuals, reeking and unpleasant, shambling about in pursuit of brains and shopping malls. The burial dress meme is in short nothing less than a living supremacist dog whistle, coded to evoke in the zombie-hating faithful all these iconic images and inspire further dread and fear of the Differently Animated.

We at the ZRC have been deeply saddened and troubled by these events. However, we still extend hope that, perhaps through dialogue and outreach, Mr. Fruhlinger can be shown the error of his ways regarding Zombies. Anyone can make a change for the better, even a curmudgeon.

(A brief mention is in order for our longtime friend and contributor Andrew Leal, who reminded me of the term ‘Zombophobe while discussing this post in its advance stages late Sunday evening.)

Highschool of the Dead Episode 1 in Depth

Posted By on August 15, 2010

I wrote previously about the announcement that Highschool of the Dead would be coming stateside and the lightning speed with which that announcement came. A free promotional episode has now been posted on Anime News Network’s video viewer, and the ZRC was able to conduct a screening and an in-depth review.

I’m actually shocked at how awful this is… and not just from a Zombie Rights perspective.

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Interview with the Men Behind Dead Rising 2

Posted By on August 12, 2010

Anime News Network has a regularly run games column called ‘The X Button’, and recently they got to sit down with Keiji Inafune (famous for his work on Megaman but also a pivotal figure in Dead Rising’s development) along with his Dead Rising 2 colleague and co-producer Shinsaku Ohara about Dead Rising 2′s development.

It’s about as disturbing as you might expect.

Why did you use a game show as the initial setting for Dead Rising 2′s storyline?

Keiji Inafune: We started off by thinking realistically about what would happen in the real world if there were a zombie outbreak. And I think that if enough time went by it would become a normal part of life, and eventually…especially in America, no offense…people would use it as opportunity to make money. And the easiest way to make money would be to put these zombies on television, to use them as a prop. So if we could work that into a game and have characters that were in it for the money, so to speak, it would go in a direction that we hadn’t seen before.

No, it’s not the new direction WE would be hoping for, as the upcoming game features the same recipe of snarky humor combined with buckets of gore that fans of the first spectacle are craving to this day.

Inafune also, for an added bonus, directed a b-movie Zombie flick to accompany the game:

What inspired you in making Zombrex? What directors, American or Japanese, did you look to?

Inafune: The inspiration for Zombrex: Dead Rising Sun was less about my desire to direct and more about my love of low-budget ’80s movies. Of course, we were only able to secure a small budget, so it worked out well, but even if that weren’t the case, my goal was to make a movie with the look and feel of the low-budget movies we enjoyed back in the ’80s.

Sigh. Yet more Raimi-esque splatter that has to be played on my Xbox? This surge in anti-Zombie media from Japan is proving particularly disturbing. I mean, the ZRC expects this stuff from the United States and Europe. That’s a given. But Japan? Oh, how we had hoped for more enlightenment from a culture where even demons can be made into cuddly non-threatening characters for girls to fawn over. *cough*Inuyasha*cough*

At any rate, this fall the ZRC will have yet another Zombie massacre game WITH accompanying movie to wade through for The Cause. Remember though: we play them so that you don’t have to.

Ghouls in Fallout 3, a New Take on Zombie Gaming

Posted By on August 12, 2010

Ok, this is way past its expiration date, so to speak. Fallout 3, the long-awaited sequel to the classic Fallout franchise, came out in 2008, and I recently picked up the Game of the Year Edition from Amazon looking for a little respite from Zombie related activities. Something to pick me up after watching and reading so many anti-Zombie works.

Only, as it turns out, there are Zombie, or distinctly Zombie-like characters in this game too! In Fallout 3 they’re called ‘Ghouls’, but most of the Living characters of the post-apocalypse call them Zombies and hate them with an all-too-familiar prejudice. Yet, as the main character, you have the option to instead befriend many of them, help them to fit in with the regular, or ‘smoothskin’ humans.

Ghouls are a bit different from your standard conception of Zombies, I’ll admit. They were caused in some fashion by the radioactive fallout from the storyline’s nuclear holocaust… only some of them appear to have been spawned by Lovecraftian influences from beyond the stars, or some such. Many of these Ghouls have sadly lost their reason and gone ‘feral’, and there is little anyone can do for them. Regular Ghouls try to avoid these sad individuals as well.

Yes, Feral Ghouls eat people, but they’re far from alone; cannibalism is a very common activity in Fallout 3. Regular Ghouls are just people trying to get by in a difficult world, though, and it pleases the ZRC to see a game made where the player has the chance to not just spare Zombies, but indeed, actively befriend them, helping to build a more equitable society for all.

Good job Bethesda Game Studios. So far, the ZRC heartily approves of your work.