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Plants vs. Zombies: The Board Game; Plants vs. Zombies: The Flamethrower Bound to Be Next

I know I’ve joked about just how many Plants vs. Zombies products are out there today, but this is seriously starting to get ridiculous:

Well according to Kotaku Australia (who hasn’t changed to the HORRIBLE new look that Gawker sites run on) there is a Plants vs Zombies board game coming out soon! An officially licensed one at that!

Apparently a company called Screenlife has teamed up with PopCap to release the official board game of Plants vs Zombies.

I was given a quick look at how the game will play, with card flips and dice rolls determining which zombies need to be placed on the board next and which plant tiles you can place against them. Players will be able to mess with their opponents’ lawns, making this more of a competitive game than the PvZ so many of us have played on iPhone, iPad, computers and wherever else.

iPhone, iPad, computers, consoles and now even your kitchen table will all be platforms for spreading the hateful Anti-Zombie bigotry of PopCap and its chief scribe of despair, Stephen Notley.

Where will it all end? Perhaps Plants vs. Zombie chips can be placed directly into the brain?

Mel Brooks had no idea Spaceballs would cross from being parody into actual entertainment strategy in a couple of decades.


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