The Zombie Rights Campaign Blog

Happy Zombie Holidays

The Zombie Rights Campaign would like to take this opportunity to wish all of our readers, living and unliving alike, a happy and festive holiday season. It’s the perfect time of year to warm your room temperature flesh by a roaring fire (not too close now or you’ll combust), sip a hot mug of mulled cider and enjoy some hearty good cheer with friends, family, graveyard-mates, what have you.

If you have the time, perhaps this holiday season you can extend some of your good will and cheer to a Zombie. Zombies are always in need of good friends, in this intolerant time and age of ours, and I’m sure the gesture would be appreciated.

–John J Sears


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The role of 'Administrator' will be played tonight by John Sears, currently serving as President of The Zombie Rights Campaign.

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