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The Zombie Apocalypse Comes to Older America?

I’m not sure if this is supposed to be sly commentary on the elderly in America, on trendy energy drinks and pharma cocktails, or simply fearmongering about Grandma munching on younger skulls:

An energy pill called Kilt turns the elderly into overactive, dangerous zombies. Time for the walking dead to GET KILT.

The description is disgusting, implying that the only good zombie (or perhaps old person) is one who lies in bed all day, which is Anti-Zombie AND ageist at the same time. There’s very little available about this book as yet aside from that description, and it seems to only be available in e-form, possibly only Kindle.

This just means the ZRC needs to get a Kindle too. We spend a lot of money on gadgets to review stuff! Honestly, there are so many platforms out there just rife with Anti-Zombie content, it’s shocking.

If you want to check it out for yourself I’ll embed the widget below, Kindle-owning ZRC readers.

And of course, if an angel investor wants to buy the ZRC a Kindle, I promise to use it to make many, most likely strident, reviews.


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