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‘Zombonie’ Offers Grisly Anti-Zombie Mechanized Violence for Apple Devices

Man, what is with the flood of Zombie hating apps over in the Apple-verse lately?

They’re moving on to vehicular manslaughter now, the regular atrocities having apparently become too tame:

Zombonie ($0.99) by EMI Records Limited may be another bloody zombie slaying game, but it brings in the heavy machinery: a Zamboni. And what’s cooler than killing zombies? Killing them with your very own Zombonie, of course!

The ZRC disagrees completely! You know what’s cooler than killing Zombies? *Not* killing Zombies! Befriending Zombies! Inviting Zombies over for tea!

Those are all cooler.

If you can’t enjoy tea with the Differently Animated then I think you died inside and *didn’t* reanimate, and that’s just sad.


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