I wish I didn’t have to report on yet ANOTHER governmental body taking it upon itself to publicly declare hatred of Zombies, but.. I do.

If you’re in Canada this summer, and you don’t want to die, then listen up. If you’re ready for a zombie attack, then you’re ready for just about anything.

That’s the message British Columbia is sending its citizens and tourists in a website it launched this week, which provides tips on about how to prepare for a fake zombie apocalypse.

Yes, really. The BC government, through one of its many apparently insidious tentacles, has decided to use the hateful stereotyping about the risk of ‘Zombie attack’ to promote public safety.

Which isn’t even original hatred; see the CDC’s similar campaign.

And just look at the material they’re putting out on the web for anyone, even impressionable Zombie Canadian children, to see:

Guest Blog

Day One: Outbreak
Day Two: What’s For Dinner? Hopefully Not My Brain
Day Three: Close Encounter

Really, Canada? The Brain-eating thing?

This from a country that puts gravy on french fries?

The ZRC calls on any and all Zombie Allies in British Columbia to call, write, email or otherwise pester (legally and peacefully) their elected representatives to put a stop to this degrading Anti-Zombie behavior.

For shame. For shame.

Tags: Social Justice

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