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ZRC Reviews: ‘Zombie Haiku’ by Ryan Mecum

Book about ‘Zombies’
Written in Haiku format
Very bigoted.

First, End of the World;
The Narrator is bitten
He becomes Undead.

Gets very hungry,
Acts out worst stereotypes
Eats his own mother.

Wanders the country
To find people to devour
Can’t just eat tofu?

Gripping storyline,
Reading may give you nightmares,
Inspire hatred.

ZRC condemns
This fearmongering volume;
Gets our worst rating:

No haikus here; whew, go prose!

You can purchase Zombie Haiku from Amazon.com, and kick back a little to the ZRC at the same time. Maybe we’ll even do more haikus in response.


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The role of 'Administrator' will be played tonight by John Sears, currently serving as President of The Zombie Rights Campaign.

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