Anti-Zombie ‘Prank’ Sends Gullible Salem, MA Police Off to Persecute the Undead
We’ve talked about those ‘pranks’ Anti-Zombie bigots are playing around the country, reprogramming roadside warning signs to display derogatory messages about Zombies. Sometimes they target schoolchildren for their propaganda.
At 4:40 a.m. Friday, an officer on patrol observed a city-owned electronic mobile sign on Canal Street near Broadway read: “Go Vikings!” “The End Is Near!” “Zombies Ahead, Run!” “Turn Back Now” and “You Just Lost The Game.” Police noted in the log, “a quick check of the area showed no signs of zombie infestation.” The message board had been reprogramed overnight by an unknown person. DPW was contacted to reprogram the sign.
I’m sorry, ‘infestation’? Is that how you really want to refer to an embattled minority group in your community, police officers?
I suppose so, which is tragic. Even more so that their first thought upon seeing this sign was to determine whether there were any Differently Animated citizens nearby, presumably so they could inflict some police brutality or at least harassment upon them.
What kind of a world are we living in where the police run off half-cocked after innocent Zombies to oppress?
George Romero’s world, I guess.
Heckuva job, George.
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