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Proof the ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ Has Jumped the Shark

I know I harp a lot on how tired I am of hearing about the allegedly imminent ‘Zombie Apocalypse’, and how overplayed the entire concept has become with everybody and their brother writing, drawing, shooting, directing or starring in a ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ product.

I present to you, however, perhaps our strongest argument yet that people need to find a new theme to organize their lives around: a Zombie Apocalypse themed.. furry convention:

Now we present you with the rest of the news. The rest of the vital information that you all need to know. As the date that our scientists have predicted would be the launch of the apocalypse gets closer, we at What The Fur realize that many bits of information may get lost, or misconstrued.

Have no fear: We know. We assure you that the Zombie Apocalypse is real, and is happening. The undead furries will take over the island of Montreal… if you let them.

I can assure these people that this is not a fear that has ever crossed my mind before.

Not even once.

*sigh* Next up we’ll have ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ themed academic conferences and business seminars. Just watch.

I may need to break out the tequila again.


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The role of 'Administrator' will be played tonight by John Sears, currently serving as President of The Zombie Rights Campaign.

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