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‘Romero’s Plumbing and Zombie Control’ Shirt: Offensive

Short but bitter and to the point:

In an alternate world Romero didn’t just make films based around a vision he saw. He wasn’t that crazy filmmaker that made movies about people who came back to life, he was the premiere zombie killer! Unfortunately when he killed off most of the outbreak he had to take up a side job and plumbing is what he ended up falling into! (In that world he instead had visions of a plumber dressed in red that stomped on giant turtles, madman!)

Wow.  Mario never engaged in this kind of heinous violence.

Let’s not beat around the bush: this shirt is extremely offensive, and its vision of a world where Zombie murderers are respected blue-collar workers like plumbers is terrifying and disgusting.

We rate this garment as Living Supremacist, and recommend that you do not go buy it at TShirtBordello.

Very offensive.  Keep your mayhem away from my plumbing and my Zombie friends.


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