I wonder if this upcoming Anti-Zombie comic will eventually get made into a touching ‘family’ movie where the loveable animals with CG mouth movements have to save the day?

Man I hope not; they’d have to take the sharp objects and shoelaces off me at the door to the theatre:

In the wake of a zombie apocalypse, Rex, the hyper-intelligent Golden Retriever, sets out on a cross-country journey with his small pack of animals…

…Brutus the Pit Bull, Buttercup the Corgi mix, Snowball the fluffy white cat, and Kenji…a gorilla with a baseball bat?!

If you thought the animals in The Incredible Journey or Homeward Bound had it rough, wait until you see Rex’s pack trying to traverse a post-apocalyptic America!

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The “zero” issue preview of Rex, Zombie Killer will be debuting at Heroes Con in Charlotte, NC on June 3-5, 2011 for only $1.00.

Please, someone tell me they get stir-fried and served with a zesty Southeast Asian sauce. No? Probably not?

Rats. Now I’m outraged AND hungry by the way. Good show, imagination.

You know what to do, Zombie Allies in the Charlotte area: go protest this outrage in person at Heroes Con.

The Zombies thank you in advance for sticking up for them. It’s the right thing to do.

Tags: Anti-Zombie Products, Comics

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