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Zombie… Candy Corn?

Seriously? Seriously.


So what happens when the zombie virus infects other species? We’ve seen zombie animals before but how about something else new and creative? Zombies infecting say, candycorn? A perfect Halloween treat!

I’m not sure if this is a bizarre case of splashing Zombiism into everything or some demented but creative take on previous food mascots like the California Raisins.

How can something that was never alive be Undead? Well, how can raisins sing? Sometimes this stuff doesn’t have to make any sense.

The question for the ZRC is whether or not the shirt is good for Zombie-Living Relations, and.. it’s just not easy to tell from the art. Sure, it says ‘Attack’, but look at those slacker expressions on the candy… they don’t look hostile to me. Stoned, maybe, but not hostile. The original seller’s site doesn’t offer any additional context on the Rights issue. Perplexing.

For now I guess we withhold judgment and just add it to the list of oddities we come across in our work here at the ZRC.

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