‘Zombie Fitness’ Shirt
Here at the ZRC we support Zombies staying in peak Undead shape, although I believe many varieties of the Undead don’t actually need exercise to do so; Baron Mardi stays in top physical condition with a rigorous alcohol poisoning regimen, for example. Still, Zombies vary widely, and for those of you who do require exercise from time to time, there’s a shirt commemorating the Zombie workout (even though some internet wags see it as an excuse to make jokes):
Want to make sure you keep your zombies in shape? Well now someone has thought of the perfect product to do just that and it’s something a lot of fitness nuts already have at their disposal! Yes that’s right it’s simply a treadmill! Just get them positioned on the track and make sure there is something to keep them interested sitting right in front of them and you are good to go!
See, this is the sort of non-confrontational, Zombie accessible garment that The ZRC can get behind. Fitness is important for all of us, whether Living or Undead, and it’s also one of those common ground topics that we can use to bridge the divide between the Living and Undead communities. The ZRC dreams of a day when the guy on the treadmill next to you at the gym might or might not be a Zombie, and that’s just fine with everyone concerned.
What a proud, not to mention physically fit, occasion that day will be.
We rate this shirt Zombie Friendly.
You can obtain the Zombie Fitness shirt at Shirt City.
John,
I’m the lifestyles editor at the Journal Newspapers in Des Plaines, IL. Can you tell me if these Zombie events are local. Call 847-299-5511. This might be something I’d like to do an article on. Local meaning: Des Plaines, Mt. Prospect, Niles, Park Ridge, Rosemont, Glenview residents and restaurants.
Denise Fleischer
I know that the people behind the Tiki event do a lot of Zombie themed stuff in the greater Chicago area; they have the Annual Zombie March coming up downtown in about a week. There are some pictures of the Tiki party and information about what they do at: http://desplaines.patch.com/articles/photo-gallery-retro-zombie-tiki-terror-3-at-tiki-terrace actually. The ZRC supports their groundbreaking and peaceful work.