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‘Zombie Industries’ Is Zombie Bashing Supply Firm of Nightmares

We’ve seen quite a bit of commercial Anti-Zombie depravity here on the ZRC blog; people selling swords allegedly made to fight the Zombie Menace, for example. Not to mention the sick degenerates at Harcos Labs who sell Zombie blood and ‘jerky’ as foodstuffs; monsters.

Still, the inventiveness of the Anti-Zombie bigot is breathtaking to behold and frightening to consider, let alone keep up with, so I present to you ‘Zombie Industries’, a firm which makes targets for firearms practice in the form of Zombies, so that rednecks and gun nuts the world over can practice for the day when they finally get their hate on for the Undead with mass murder.

‘Zombie Industries’ supposedly sells paper targets* with quasi-menacing images of the Undead on them, but they go a lot further than the old ‘Paper target with a despised ethnic minority on it’ schtick beloved of nutbags hiding out in Montana; they also sell Zombie-shaped targets in the form of busts with upper bodies that ‘bleed’ and disintegrate when shot:

Zombie Industries’ Tactical Bleeding Zombie Targets are designed to help YOU prepare for the next Zombie outbreak that our World’s leaders, even to this very day, are keeping top-secret! Our Zombie targets are life-sized; three-dimensional tactical mannequins that “bleed” when you shoot them, using Zombie Industries’ Patent Pending proprietary technology.

Each Zombie is manufactured in the USA and is hand painted to accurately resemble an infected human that just finished gnawing your neighbor Zed’s leg, to give you that realistic look so you really feel the hate. What makes our Zombie’s so special? They’re filled with biodegradable matter, which makes clean up a wee-bit easier…(are you happy, mom?) …and oh yah, let’s not forget, they bleed and burst into little pieces of blood soaked, Zombie matter when you shoot them!

Right, like the ease of cleanup somehow negates the fact that you bigots sell targets in the shape of an oppressed minority that BLEED WHEN SHOT.

Being new-media e-commerce utilizing bigots they also provide us with, uggh, demonstration video:

Note that the videos also show off their oh-so-creative slogan: ‘Destroy the Undead’.

I think you can guess where we’re going with this: The Zombie Rights Campaign completely and utterly condemns these merchants of hate and terror training tools, and we rate their entire product line as Living Supremacist.

Extremely offensive.

*their website currently has a lot of missing sections for some reason, advertising paper and ‘exploding rifle targets’ but having no ordering details. I’m not sure if they’re updating or what. Their main page has a picture of what looks like the design for a paper target though, featuring a Zombie, so I’m assuming they are or will shortly actually be selling those. The design is of course offensive.


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Comments

11 Responses to “‘Zombie Industries’ Is Zombie Bashing Supply Firm of Nightmares”

  1. Juan A Be says:

    Death to Zombies. You will never succeed in spreading your undead ideology to the living. We are alive and we are right! You brain munching deadbeats and you will feel our wrath in the apocalypse!

  2. Stephanie says:

    DESTROY THE UNDEAD before they eat your cat.

  3. Zombie Hunting Mom says:

    Zombie rights? They won’t respect your “rights” when they are eating your brains. I have my zombie target and I’m getting in all the practice I can. 45 works pretty well. Actually blows the guts of the target out of the back, pretty damn awesome if you ask me.

  4. tank demsi says:

    death to the undead fuckers who kill women and children i will not stop till every one of those wife killing flesh eaters is gone from this earth. even there creator dr edward rictofen is helping me kill the maggot sacks i fought in world war z and nearly was eaten by those undead fucks and you want me to protect them? for that i have two words for you fuck you i hope the undead fucks eat every bit of you.

  5. John Sears says:

    This thread has become a remarkably hateful place! I should have responded before now.

    Zombies *are* people too, and they most certainly will respect your rights if you respect theirs. A handy way to show you respect someone’s rights is to not, say, take out a target decorated to resemble them and shoot in the head, for example.

    That tends to make anyone nervous.

    As for tank demsi’s violent and, quite frankly, somewhat unhinged response, please remember that the ZRC is a forum for PEACEFUL discussion and cooperation. Air your opinions but please do not make threats or resort to virulent obscenity. Thank you.

  6. Mark says:

    Correction, Mr. Sears: Zombies *were* people too. Past tense. Let the carnage begin.

  7. tank demsi says:

    i know i may have sounded insane eariler but i have reason for it my wife and kids were attacked and eaten by the undead and now you want me to respect them? i understand its hard to understand but all zombies want to do is eat us and dont say i got that from a movie i experienced it during ww2 when the nazis sent armies of the infected to the bunker i was posted at i was lucky to make it back alive untill there was an outbreck at the marine base in berlin. nearly every one of my friends and even my family was killed there. shortly after i joined up with the nazi who created them a rusian i met during d day and a jap whose family was also killed by the undead. we made a pact to wipe the infection from europe. we suceeded but somehow the infection reached north america. i dont want anyone else to lose there wife to those things please dont pity them because they would rip off your limbs in a heart beat. try to understand my pain

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