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‘Kill Matilda’ Launches Living Supremacist ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ Tour, Promotes Anti-Zombie Violence

Another band that hates and fears the Differently Animated! Ugh why is the music community so prejudiced?

Canadian hard punk rockers Kill Matilda are back with a vengeance, but this time it’s not just Matilda they’re after.

Releasing their debut full-length, I Want Revenge, on October 11 and hitting the road on their Zombie Apocalypse Tour across Canada, Kill Matilda is on the hunt to find, capture and destroy zombies wreaking havoc across the land – it’s a zombicide mission and no one’s more equipped to carry it out than Kill Matilda.

“This will be our biggest and most ambitious tour to date, in support of our best album to date, and we plan to commit zombicide in every major city across Canada while rocking out, drinking beers and saving beautiful women from the brain-eating living dead from coast to coast,” comments bassist Mykel Exner.

I guess the Anti-Zombie bigots in ‘Kill Matilda’ have grown unsatisfied with the non-existence of the Zombie Apocalypse (which is only natural as Zombies are by and large peaceful law-abiding sorts) and have decided to stage their own.

Bringing violence and fear across Canada if necessary in order to do it.

Needless to say this tour is condemned in the STRONGEST possible terms by The Zombie Rights Campaign. Here we have a musical act announcing to the whole world that they plan to commit Vitality Status-motivated violence while roaming the countryside. Will Canada do anything to stop them?

I certainly hope so.


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Comments

6 Responses to “‘Kill Matilda’ Launches Living Supremacist ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ Tour, Promotes Anti-Zombie Violence”

  1. Dusty Exner says:

    this means war, boys.. come and get it!

  2. John Sears says:

    We’re a non-violent organization! You can’t declare war on us.

  3. DFR says:

    Then we’ll just have to add you to the list. Guilt by association.

  4. John Sears says:

    Guilt by association? You’re really setting yourselves a high moral standard there. I’m *proud* of my association with the Undead Equality Movement, at any rate.

  5. Iam Fear says:

    How is eating decent breathing people’s brains “non-violent”?
    Off with your heads!

  6. John Sears says:

    Sir, not all Zombies require human flesh to survive, let alone ‘brains’, and the ZRC is hard at work providing alternative avenues for the necessary Undead nutrition through our Organ Donor program (see the Store page for details).

    You can be part of the solution, or you can be a shotgun-toting part of the problem. Sadly I think we know which side you prefer, but I live in hope.

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