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Atlanta is Home to Massive Zombie Apocalypse Theme Park of Sorts

Really? This was necessary?

Atlanta, Ga – October 1, 2011 – After the smashing success of its first year, the massive Atlanta Zombie Apocalypse attraction has returned for the 2011 Halloween season.

Patrons are treated to 100,000 square feet of zombie madness as they navigate through abandoned hotels, office buildings, a post-apocalyptic village and more

You are thrown into a story line and left to survive the onslaught of countless zombies, fascist militants, and the maddened survivors of the apocalypse.

Yes, it’s another ‘onslaught’ of the Differently Animated, here to demand your delicious flesh and not, say, the right to vote in elections or the right not to be rounded up and shot in the back of a truck by some rapidly-deputized yokel.

Brother. Stereotype much?

Naturally, they have a fearmongering website and even a trailer for their, ahem, ‘attraction’:

Is Georgia just awash in Anti-Zombie spectacle due to The Walking Dead, or does this reflect deeper societal tensions? Inquiring minds want to know.

In the meantime I guess Atlanta doesn’t want any Zombie tourist dollars. Fine. We can take a hint.

*cough*bigotry*cough*


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The role of 'Administrator' will be played tonight by John Sears, currently serving as President of The Zombie Rights Campaign.

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