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Undead Pizza? Well, Maybe

Sometimes I talk about how, increasingly, ZRC work pops up in the course of everyday activities. Part of this is no doubt the current ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ fear/fad being peddled by your Robert Kirkmans and Max Brookses of the world, sure. And in October, surely some of it is just seasonal. At any rate, it really is astonishing.

Case in point. The other night I went out to get a pizza for dinner and saw… this:

Pizza? Really?

Now, I get that traditionally the Undead fellow from Shelley’s book is traditionally referred to as Frankenstein’s ‘Monster’ and that these days being labeled a Monster isn’t always a roadblock to acceptance (Witness the Cookie Monster) but still. Words can hurt, Glass Nickel Pizza! (Specifically, this one)

Clearly we need to purchase, and review, this Undead-adjacent food item at once. I think we’ll do that tonight and get back to our readers. Will this pizza be a testament to the resiliency and versatility of the Differently Animated, or will it be some foul abomination from the pizza oven of the damned?

Yeah, see, even I’m getting into this October spirit thing now.


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