The Zombie Rights Campaign Blog

‘Zombie Fresh Mints’ : Offensive Breath Cleansing

This is just crude stereotyping to sell a product at its worst:

Fresh? Bigoted mints more like.

Suffering from hideous halitosis after gorging on humans all night? Banish brain-breath with these startlingly strong mints.

Yes, because all Zombies gorge on humans all night long and have bad breath.

Riiiiiiiiight.

Hoxton Street Monster Supplies CLAIMS to be selling products for the, ahem, ‘Monsters’, but I think we can see what’s really going on here. They are, in fact, selling ‘Monster’ culture off to (not to sound too Hipster or anything) the Mainstream.

It’s like Hot Topic, but to exploit ‘Monsters’ and not 80s cartoons and Jhonen Vasquez’ work.

(except of course that Hot Topic hates Zombies too)

Shame on you, Hoxton Street Monster Supplies! Shame!


About The Author

The role of 'Administrator' will be played tonight by John Sears, currently serving as President of The Zombie Rights Campaign.

Comments

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *


− two = 5

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>