We saw this on Facebook, and, as is usual with that hotbed of linking other peoples’ stuff, it’s not clear where it came from originally.

So credit where it’s actually due. Anti-Zombie credit that is!

First, of course, is the stereotyped ‘Zombie’ diet, fixated, of course, on brain matter. Most Zombies do not require human brain! At least not more than flesh generally. This is a harmful and *recent* stereotype!

In reality, although it is certainly true that many Zombies, through no fault of their own, need to eat human remains, relatively scarce brain matter is not the only thing that can be donated! We encourage, in fact, the donation of many of your less-transplantable organs to hungry Zombies through our store.

Not that we’ll turn down your brain. It’s just not the only usable part.

Another issue with this Pyramid is, of course, that it pigeonholes the Zombie diet as being SOLELY human flesh. Now that’s just meanspirited. Zombies can, and should, be allowed to eat other things.

We support their right to do so.

So on the whole the ZRC cannot approve of this guide. Perhaps it originated from a well-meaning place, but misinformation is not our friend in the Movement.

For shame.

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