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Zombies Need Coffee Too

Do the Undead need caffeine? If they’re anything like most Living people (and of course, they are at heart, we all know that), the answer should be obvious.

Even more so when courageous Zombie Rights campaigners like our Zombie of the Year for 2012 have to fight through the courts for the right of Zombies to enjoy a mocha latte undisturbed.

Still, Zombies get noticed just exercising these simple rights. Case in point:

(WMC-TV) – An Action News 5 staffer caught these ghouls getting amped before Friday’s Memphis Zombie Walk.

The undead were making a quick stop at an Olive Branch Starbucks before invading Beale Street with a hoard of other zombies.

Even better? The Zombie Walk these Zombies were headed to was for charity.

Amazing. And energizing, much like, err, coffee?

To all the Zombie Coffee fans out there, I say: We’re here for your rights.


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The role of 'Administrator' will be played tonight by John Sears, currently serving as President of The Zombie Rights Campaign.

Comments

One Response to “Zombies Need Coffee Too”

  1. Carl Plumer says:

    Fight for Your Right to ZOOMM-BIE! Interesting post, thanks!

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