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Random Items from the ZRC Files

Over the years I was in law school the ZRC acquired, or was given, a wide range of Zombie merchandise and memorabilia, not all of which was usefully reviewed. Oops.

But there’s no time like the present to delve into the archives/clear out my desk drawers and see some of the odder things our culture is making about Zombies lately!

A Soft, Yarny Zombie Keychain!

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This jolly fellow appears to be a rare two-headed Undead individual. Which we support.

Not so sure about this negative copy on the back of the box though.

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Zombies are a ‘mindless’ bunch? We hardly think so.

Moving on…

Zombie Lip Balm! Or as the label describes it, ‘Lip Embalm’

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The ZRC approves of this product. As we all should be aware, Zombie skincare is crucial, and hydration is essential to keep one’s Undead self preserved.

Zombie Stickers!!

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Some of these are witty, but many promote unfortunate Living-Dead divisions. Eating Honor Students is hardly model behavior, nor is running pell-mell from the Differently Animated. And a blanket distrust of the Living, while understandable, is not a viable long-term solution either. Allies are essential!

As is housecleaning, we suppose.


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The role of 'Administrator' will be played tonight by John Sears, currently serving as President of The Zombie Rights Campaign.

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