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Resident Evil: Afterlife Screening Update

So it seems that here in Madison the local IMAX theatre has decided to go with good taste over Zombie-bashing and is showing a 3D movie based on the famed repair of the Hubble telescope.

(Which as we all know was most recently broken by Mike Nelson in the MST3k movie, proving that he is a threat not just to Zombies but to Science)

Thus the ZRC will be seeing the film this week, but in the merely grotesque Digital 3D and not the super-excessively-terrible IMAX 3D. I apologize… for nothing really. Voluntary exposure of any kind to this movie is already an enormous sacrifice of brain cells!

A sacrifice the ZRC is willing to make on your behalf, of course.


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The role of 'Administrator' will be played tonight by John Sears, currently serving as President of The Zombie Rights Campaign.

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