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‘Kawaii Not’ Poses Interesting Question about Zombies and Pickles

Posted By on March 3, 2011

Namely, is the pickle, in fact, a Zombie Cucumber?

Inquiring minds want to know.

The ‘Kawaii Not’ take puts a humorous spin on the ‘horror’ of Zombiedom as well as the notion of labeling just about anything a ‘Zombie’ these days:

Mmmm… undead dill deliciousness. Taste the horror!

I mean, let’s face it. Cucumbers are kind of boring. The Zombie, aka pickle, version is much more interesting.

All kidding aside, it made me laugh, and it is about Zombies directly, not protesting in Solidarity with other groups. Nice to hit the core mission every once in a while, right?

A Counterpoint to Calls for Politeness in Protesting: Sometimes Rude Works

Posted By on March 3, 2011

I think it’s worth noting tonight, as people prematurely celebrate the alleged reopening of the Capitol (which is allowed to take up to five days, and enforcement is up in the air even then), that these protests have been a bit, more than a bit really, TOO polite.

For instance, if I hear one more treacly bit of praise for the cops who, it is now officially declared, illegally held the people of Wisconsin outside their own Capitol, I think I’m going to throw up in my mouth, just a bit.

So for a bit of contrast I present this video I took yesterday of a man who was determined to exercise his right to speak to his representative inside the building, cops or no cops:

You’ll note, it worked, despite heckling, yes, heckling, from some goody-two-shoes protest leader, who is shocked that it did work.

Non-violence doesn’t mean you have to beg, and it doesn’t mean you have to be polite to your oppressors. Food for thought.

Thursday Update

Posted By on March 3, 2011

First, the obvious big news. In what is being billed as a victory for the protesters, Dane County court judge John C. Albert ruled that the Department of Administration *has* been in flagrant violation of the law, and has to reopen the Capitol during business hours.

Just not anytime soon:

his allows open access to the Capitol for the public, including protesters, during business hours. Albert gave a deadline of March 8 at 8am (next Monday) for full implementation; if Gov. Walker and the DOA do not comply, they can be held in contempt of court. Albert also said in his ruling that there have been, based on his investigation, “no injuries or damage to personal or government property,” which is a direct shot at the bogus claim of millions of dollars in damages.

However, Albert’s ruling only applies to business hours. Therefore, the Capitol police moved to shut down the building today at 6:00pm. The DOA has the authority to clear out protesters in the Capitol after business hours.

A slight correction; the 8th is Tuesday, not Monday.

Two things. One: Albert has officially stated that the DOA is a rogue agency that has been violating the Constitution. So why, precisely, is he giving them such enormous leniency in correcting their misbehavior? We’re talking about 5, count ‘em, 5 days to… stop breaking the law.

There’s a luxury your average bank robber would kill for. “I’ll return the money.. in five days.. not run to Mexico… sure.”

I’ve heard a lot about this contempt of court idea, but it’s worth noting, nobody was held in contempt for violating the first order two days ago.

So I’ll believe those doors will be open when I see them open with my own two eyes. As I’m walking through them.

From what the twitter tells me all the protesters left peacefully and there was a big celebration and blah blah blah, tonight. This is ridiculously premature. Save the celebrating for when those doors are open. Period.

Before this story broke I was actually in a much better mood. I went downtown and saw some good signs, heard some good speakers, and caught video (uploading now) of an absolutely awesome rally down State Street. Some pictures follow at the end of the post.

Also, encouraging news has emerged from the rumor mill about Walker; he may be caving:

A tweet from the chief of the editorial board for the Wisconsin State Journal adds that union re-certification and dues in paychecks are “on the table.”

This is a significant pullback, actually, though I don’t think it’ll be enough for the unions. Let’s explain. The budget repair bill didn’t only strip collective bargaining rights from public employees. It set up a process where the unions would almost certainly be destroyed. Under the bill, the union would have to be re-certified by its members every year.

And now, Walker says he’s wavering on those pieces. This issue has escalated, and he’s trying to figure out a way to get a deal without giving up on stripping collective bargaining. It’s good to see re-certification and dues in paychecks possibly go away, but I’m guessing the unions will say no deal unless they retain the right to collectively bargain.

Still, who’s showing weakness now? Indeed, in a separate tweet from the head of the Wisconsin State Journal, Walker acknowledged he would probably go to bid on the sale of state-owned power plants. Again, a little slippage there, as the bill allows for no-bid contracts.

This is only the first battle, even if we win it; the budget Walker proposed would gut public education in this state forever and cripple the ability of local governments to pay for much of anything. In one fell swoop, he’d turn this state into Galt’s Gulch or some other libertarian delusional fantasy world.

So let’s keep fighting, people. Remember the Zombie Ethos that has kept this movement strong so far, and don’t give up until you get INSIDE the halls of power and have your say. Zombies wouldn’t give up on that goal, and neither should you.

In the meantime, have some pictures:

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(from the march up State Street)

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(pretty good for an editorial cartoon)

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(this may be the prettiest bus in history)

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(Fox was right! We *do* have palm trees in Madison)

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(You see this old lady around a lot, and good for her)

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(Dems have had to meet with constituents outside due to these ludicrous restrictions. Which may continue for, oh, another 5 days)

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(Oh, for it to be true already)

The whole set is available here, and the collection of ALL ZRC pictures of the Madison protests is here.

Wednesday Update

Posted By on March 3, 2011

Due to constantly changing plans, I didn’t get down to the Capitol until late, but had a great time hanging out for a few hours in the bitter, bitter cold. I almost frostbit my index finger using the camera, I think.

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The set of last night’s pictures is here. I didn’t get that many, but, y’know. The entire collection of 2011 protest pictures is here.

Here’s a pretty good video I did get, however:

Got some work to do around here today. General strike talk loomed large last night. Need to have all the normal household stuff done in advance to be ready to lend a hand if that happens. I’ll go down to the Capitol at least a bit, however, especially if the ruling to open it up again comes down today.

Tuesday in Pictures, Wednesday Plans

Posted By on March 2, 2011

They never did open up the Capitol yesterday, in flagrant violation of a court order.

As far as I know at this moment, it is still not open. Heading down within the half hour. Pictures below. Set of pics from yesterday is available here.

New: all sets of pictures from protesting will go in a collection you can find here for easy reference.

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(Marks of Shame: Amongst the police willing to implement illegal policies were officers from Fond du Lac, Jackson and Rock Counties)

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(The Krampuses want to speak to Walker, because he’s been a very bad boy)

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(From the vigil last night, conducted outside the still illegally closed building.)

Tuesday in Madison: Contempt of Court Writ Large as Walker Administration Violates Law and Decency to Seize Control of Capitol

Posted By on March 1, 2011

Today is a very sad day for American history, and for Wisconsin.

This morning a judge ordered the Department of Administration to open up the Capitol:

A judge has granted a temporary restraining order giving the public access to the state Capitol during business hours and while hearings and other state business are being heard.

The temporary restraining order by Dane County Judge Daniel R. Moeser was filed Tuesday morning in response to a lawsuit filed by three union groups: Wisconsin State Employees Union, AFSCME Council 24 and the AFL-CIO.

The DOA, however, has decided that they don’t have to follow the law:

“My understanding is that procedures outlined in the memo remain in effect unless circumstances may change,” said Tim Donovan, spokesman for the Department of Administration. He said the order has not been served or seen by administration officials.

In a statement later in the morning, the DOA acknowledged receiving a copy of the ruling but said its existing policies “are in compliance with this order.”

The ACLU and the unions are still on the case, but as of this afternoon the Capitol was still closed. Pictures and video are being uploaded now from the ZRC stash.

The Dane County Sheriff and DA are very unhappy about this ongoing seizure of public land:

A visibly indignant Sheriff Dave Mahoney on Tuesday said the Walker administration’s continuing restriction on access to the Capitol “jeopardizes public safety.”

“It’s crucial that individuals have a voice,” he said at a press conference with Dane County District Attorney Ismael Ozanne. Otherwise, he said, people could resort to “desperate actions.”

Mahoney praised the law enforcement officers from the Capitol Police and from areas around the state called to provide security over the past two weeks of protest over Gov. Scott Walker’s proposal to effectively end collective bargaining by public employees, excluding most law enforcement and firefighting personnel.

But he said the officers blocking access to the Capitol were being put “in the position of being palace guards.”

Mahoney said he pulled his officers from manning the Capitol doors Monday after state officials refused to tell him why the statehouse doors were being locked.

As mentioned above, the ACLU is mad too:

It was unclear how, and how soon, state officials would comply with a Dane County Judge’s ruling to reopen the state Capitol to the general public.

But the state is still processing the order, which was served on the state Department of Administration. And as of 11:30 a.m., access was still limited.

“It should be taking effect immediately,” says Dupuis. “That’s the nature of a temporary restrining order.”

“I’m sure they’re not going to just open up the floodgates,” he says. “They’re probably going get themselves ready to let people in and put them through some kind of screening. And if they don’t there’s an argument at least that they’re in contempt of court.”

But the only legitimate screeing would be security-related or for safety issues that limit numbers, such as fire codes, he says.

To recap: in blatant and ongoing defiance of a legitimate temporary restraining order, the Department of Administration, following Scott Walker’s lead, has illegally seized control of Wisconsin’s Capitol and held it, using force of arms, against its own citizens.

What happens next is anyone’s guess. Scott Walker and his goons have plunged the state of Wisconsin into anarchy and lawlessness.
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(Protesters, incensed over the illegal seizure of their public space by thugs in the Administration)

Update: Flickr set here.
Picture at bottom added.

Monday Update and More

Posted By on March 1, 2011

I got sick on Sunday standing out in the cold so I had to give Monday a miss. Here’s what happened, apparently:

After failing to get the Capitol closed on Sunday (see our updates for an indication of why; the crowd wasn’t with them to say the least), Walker’s Department of Administration decided to greatly restrict access to the building instead.

This brought a flurry of legal activity and threats, and forced activists to say outside. The policy was applied cruelly and without discretion:

A cancer patient needing a colostomy bag change — a medical emergency — was denied access to the Capitol building holding the patient’s medication due to a surprise lockdown that has lasted for hours past the scheduled and well-publicized 8:00 AM doors-open time Monday morning.

This patient was kept outside for 80 minutes in the cold while Walker flexed his political muscle and ordered DOA to close the Capitol during normally-open daytime business hours in order to gradually muffle the overwhelming dissent of his proposed legislation, which denies health care to many of our most vulnerable citizens, including many children, and strips unionized workers of collective bargaining rights for which people have fought and died for decades.

The ACLU stepped in, as they so often do:(earning my praise and really working for our membership dues)

“Prohibiting protestors on either side of the debate from entering the Capitol during normal business hours or during legislative hearings or sessions, while allowing others with ‘business’ in the Capitol to enter, is manifestly content-based and, hence presumptively unconstitutional.”

Combined with a push from labor, it seems to have paid off as a judge has issued a temporary restraining order today forcing the Capitol open again just in time for Walker’s no doubt vicious budget speech:

A judge has granted a temporary restraining order giving the public access to the state Capitol during business hours and while hearings and other state business are being heard.

The order appears to ease more restrictive policies outlined in a Monday night memo from Assembly Sergeant-at-Arms Anne Tonnon Byers but nothing had changed in terms of access as of 10:45 a.m.

The temporary restraining order by Dane County Judge Daniel R. Moeser was filed Tuesday morning in response to a lawsuit filed by three union groups: Wisconsin State Employees Union, AFSCME Council 24 and the AFL-CIO.

Justice prevails, at least for the moment.

Stay tuned for more ZRC updates later today.

Is Gwyneth Paltrow an Anti-Zombie Bigot?

Posted By on March 1, 2011

Honestly, I have serious doubts about this story, which is appearing verbatim on all sorts of gossip sites and reads like email spam in part, but:

Gwyneth Paltrow loves fighting zombies.

The 38-year-old actress – who has daughter Apple, six, and four-year-old son Moses with husband Chris Martin – says one of her most used iPad applications is a game called ‘Plants Vs Zombies’, which she admits she doesn’t only have for the enjoyment of her children.

She said: “I play it almost as much as my kids.

“You choose from an arsenal of plants and battle against zombies with anything from pumpkins to mushrooms.”

If this shocking story is true, then we have a very high profile endorsement of PopCap’s particular flavor of Anti-Zombie hate. What’s more, you can see how this game, with its broad appeal to differing age groups, poses a particularly insidious threat to the Zombie Rights Movement. Indeed, it’s capable of poisoning the minds of entire households, multiple simultaneous generations, against Zombies.

Despicable.

Australia Continues to Suppress Zombie Art

Posted By on March 1, 2011

Mixed news update on the ongoing saga over a Zombie ‘porn’ film and its apparently illegal screening in Australia today:

Festival was ordered to pay a fine as punishment for illegally screening LA Zombie, starring gay porn model François Sagat, The Advocate reports.

Richard Wolstencroft faced a two-year prison sentence and maximum fine of $28,668 for showing the film in public after Classification Australia refused to grant it classification, according to the Sydney Morning Herald. The magistrate granted a diversionary order — a fine of $750 to be paid to the Royal Children’s Hospital — rather than a recorded conviction.

The ZRC, while grateful that Wolstencroft didn’t actually get years in prison for daring to show a *movie*, still completely and utterly condemns this vicious act of censorship. To those fans of ‘Mighty Car Mods’ who have questioned why the Zombie Rights Campaign focused on Australia when discussing their video about ‘Zombie-proofing’ a car: this is why. Your country is a hotbed of Anti-Zombie bigotry and at the cutting edge of restricting the artistic freedom of the Zombie Community.

We’ve covered this story before on the ZRC blog, here and here.

Videos from Sunday

Posted By on February 28, 2011

Sorry, been sick and recovering today. Managed to get sick from being out in the cold without adequate clothing yesterday. My own fault, entirely.

Here are some videos from the Sunday protests that I’ve uploaded so far:

Will upload more later.