Thanks to Jerry Murdoch on Facebook I got The Cure’s song ‘Friday I’m in Love’ stuck in my head this morning.

Here, you can get it stuck there too:

In an attempt to get it back out of my brain, I rewrote the lyrics to be about something more interesting: Zombies.

I don’t care if ghosts are blue
Wolfman’s grey and mummies too
Sparkly Vamps I don’t care about you
It’s Zombies, I’m in love

Ghosts you can just fall apart
Wolfman, mummies break my heart
Sparkly Vamps? don’t even start
It’s Zombies, I’m in love

Succubi wait
And demons always come too late
But Zombies never hesitate

I don’t care if ghosts go black
Wolfmen suffer flea attacks
Sparklies? Never looking back
It’s Zombies, I’m in love

Ghosts you can hold your head
Wolfmen, Mummies stay in bed
Sparkly Vamps you burn instead
It’s Zombies, I’m in love.

Succubi wait
And demons always come too late
But Zombies never hesitate

Grey-green up to the eyes
It’s a wonderful surprise
To see headstones move and bodies rise
Throwing out your frown
And just smiling at the sound
And as sleek as a shriek
Lurching round and round
Always take a big bite
It’s such a gorgeous sight
To see Undead in the middle of the night
You can never get enough
Enough of this stuff
It’s Zombies
I’m in love!

I don’t care if ghosts are blue
Wolfman’s grey and mummies too
Sparkly Vamps I don’t care about you
It’s Zombies, I’m in love

Ghosts you can just fall apart
Wolfman, mummies break my heart
Sparkly Vamps? don’t even start
It’s Zombies, I’m in love!

(Please note that any negative feelings toward Wolfmen or mummies are merely to adhere to the original song’s structure and meant as a light-hearted jest. Sparkly Vampires on the other hand, suck and should be hated.)

Tags: Music, Youtube Mischief

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