Apparently we’re at a point in our civilization where running an illicit drug lab is seen as socially acceptable, but being a Zombie is not:

Synopsis
Small town suburban burn-outs are starting a business in the only industry they know, drugs. Set out to produce and sell a drug that gives a perfect high, Vinny and Sebastian recruit the help of Sebastian’s jealous girlfriend and her rich best friend. The four of them take on the drug world fighting mobsters, frat-boys and even an occasional zombie.

Let me get this straight, because I haven’t actually had any drugs today besides caffeine and yet I’m having trouble believing my senses. This is a movie where the protagonists are running a drug lab, warring with the mob and administering, probably selling, untested and clearly unsafe psychotropic drugs… and in this same film, the ZOMBIES are the villains?

What’s next, a meth lab syndicate heroically saves an elementary school from ‘Zombies’ and the citizenry are so grateful they let the kids all take a free sample from the toothless, gun-toting hillbillies?

(Once again I open my mouth and let out an idea that might well be adopted by some unscrupulous Anti-Zombie filmmaker… sigh)

For more information you can see the website for this travesty of a movie, creatively entitled ‘Zombie Drugs’ here.

I’m embedding the… strange.. trailer below as well.

“Initial Side Effects” from Zombie Drugs (Promo Clip) from Zombie Drugs on Vimeo.

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