I’ve been waiting to make this announcement for a long time, and today’s the day we officially unveil our Zombie Organ Donor Drive here at The Zombie Rights Campaign.

What’s that? Well, you can read all about it here, but the short story is: Zombies. Sometimes they have special dietary requirements, and unfortunately, that leads to prejudice and misunderstanding. The #1 Question we get asked at public appearances is, ‘Why should I give Zombies rights when they want to eat me?’

Simultaneously, of course, a sizeable number of Zombies tragically have to go hungry, even in this great nation of ours, because of a lack of ethically sourced human flesh to meet their involuntary and completely reasonable dietary needs.

The ZRC wants to help. We wish to provide both assurances to the Living that peaceful coexistence is possible, even with Zombies that might happen to need a bit of human-sourced nutrition from time to time, and of course, we want to provide that ethically sourced food to the Zombies who need it most.

That’s where you come in. For the low price of $7, you can register online with The Zombie Rights Campaign as a Zombie Organ Donor. In the event of your untimely death and non-resurrection as a Zombie, your non-transplantable organs and parts will be donated to help feed hungry Zombies. You will be officially entered in our publicly viewable Zombie Organ Donor Registry, given a unique Donor ID Number and a personalized ID card that you can sign and laminate with an included, easy to use lamination pouch.

All that, PLUS 2 dollars of every Registration fee goes to the Lynn Sage Cancer Research Foundation. What a deal!

You can even buy additional Registrations for no shipping cost, so each one in addition to the first is only $5, and yes, Lynn Sage still gets 2 of those greenbacks per Registration. Because the Zombies care.

Don’t you care? If you do, please go to our store, or the Zombie Organ Donor page, and consider registering today. The hungry Zombie that this program feeds might very well one day be you.

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