I really don’t know what to say; this development has left me almost speechless:

TOPEKA, Kan. — Kansas emergency management officials are urging residents to prepare for an invasion of zombies as part of a national disaster readiness campaign.

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The Kansas Division of Emergency Management says if people are prepared for zombie attacks, they’re ready for anything.

Several Topeka events are scheduled as part of the awareness effort, including an information booth Saturday, Trunk or Treat on Oct. 27, and a Spooktacular Safety Fair and Zombie Preparedness Day on Oct. 29 in downtown Topeka.

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Wow. This is a new low for Zombie-Living relations in America, and it’s all thanks to Kansas, a state apparently without any sense of decency, following in the shameful footsteps of the CDC, attempting to leverage Anti-Zombie hatred for, what?

Getting people to stockpile some bottled water in their houses? Knowing where the fire extinguishers are?

Good grief.

I didn’t want to believe it was true, but.. it is. Kansas has officially decided to lead the angry, ignorant, torch-wielding mobs of our day against their own Differently Animated fellow Americans.

They even have a coloring contest to ensnare the kids.

I’m not joking.(PDF link)

The ZRC will be working in the coming days to try and address this savage injustice being perpetrated by the government of the state of Kansas. We will seek an official response and apology from Kansas’ government as well.

Stay tuned to the ZRC blog for updates.

Tags: Anti-Zombie Public Event, Social Justice

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