For many people this is a depressing time of year. Me, I’ve always been sort of ambivalent; as a kid I invented my own holiday, the Holy and Lucrative Month of Johnus, to receive presents in the glorious weeks between Christmas and my birthday in late January. Since I celebrate that and not any of the big traditional holidays, the trappings and music and festive merrymaking are mostly lost on me; it’s neither depressing nor cheery.

Except the awful pop Christmas music in the stores. That’s awful, and playing it before Thanksgiving like some do should be a crime against humanity with offenders hauled off to the Hague to stand trial.

I mean seriously, there are centuries worth of Christmas music ranging from beautiful to decent, why not play some of that? And, say, start it a week or two before the holiday at most? Seriously.

So some people see all that and turn to drinking. Not me. On the other hand, I see this new video promoting the upcoming torture experience (calling it a ‘film’ doesn’t do RE justice) ‘Resident Evil: Retribution’ and I really have to resist the urge to destroy my liver.

Resident Evil: Retribution will be out September 14th, 2012, I guess. I’ll see it for you, dear readers! So that you don’t have to.

It’s the sort of noble sacrifice we’re all about here at the ZRC.

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