But in Thailand, selling delicious human (shaped bread) is apparently ‘in’.

Seriously, that bakery could be called the Ed Gein Patisserie. I’m going to go ahead and assume that the owner is targeting the Zombie market with his ethically sourced human substitute, helping out those select few Zombies who have managed to kick the human wagon but still need a little support now and then. This bakery also acknowledges a simple and universal truth:

People are delicious. Everyone, deep down, Zombie or Living alike, wants to eat them.

So I guess if you’re in Thailand, stop by this bakery and devour someone’s head. The carbs will help get you through the day, and the experience will help you grow past the tired Humans vs. Zombies stereotyping, toward an age when we can acknowledge the universal temptation to devour tasty people, without it devolving into hateful name calling.

H/T to Horrorschool.com and McGonzo Zombie on Twitter for bringing this to the ZRC’s attention

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