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Zombie Research Society Pushes Their Anti-Zombie Children’s Book Hard

Still evil.
(the book in question)

We wrote about the hateful and odious piece of Anti-Zombie propaganda directed at children from our nemeses at the ZRS before here on the ZRC blog:

I’m sorry, but this is just heinous, intentional Anti-Zombie indoctrination of children. That’s absolutely unacceptable; teaching children to *hate*? To hate Zombies? Even their own parents, should one happen to die and come back as one of the Differently Animated?

Well, the ZRS is stooping to all-new lows to push their hate book with yet another promotion:

For the next two days only buy any membership or t-shirt from the Zombie Research Society Merch Store and get a copy of the new zombie kids book, That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore, absolutely free. This isn’t a contest, it’s just a mass giveaway to anyone and everyone who wants a free book.

I’m almost tempted to sign up for a ZRS membership so I can work to undermine them from within, but somehow I think they’d catch on and throw me out pretty fast.

We can only take this latest deal on their tome as a sign that perhaps the market for Anti-Zombie child indoctrination tools is softer than they had estimated.


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