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Road Sign Sabotage Moves to Canada

We’ve mentioned the growing wave of ‘pranks’ sabotaging roadside electronic signs to feed the public Living Supremacist warnings about imminent attacks by the Differently Animated.

Guess what? It’s not just a US problem anymore:

Commuters in the St. John’s area who might have been expecting a heads-up about construction delays were instead warned about something else: zombies.

“Zombie invasion! Run!” said one of the messages that appeared on an electronic traffic sign positioned near Windsor Lake, one of the main water supplies in St. John’s.

A final message said, “Rule #2: Double tap!”, a line from the 2009 Woody Harrelson comedy Zombieland.

I’ve mentioned again and again that these are not harmless or completely isolated incidents; this is definitely an emerging trend, more likely copycats than some sort of organized effort.

Still, now that it has hopped national borders and become an international scourge, we need to make a serious effort to nip this in the bud.

First Virginia, then Denver, now Newfoundland. Where will it stop? When will Anti-Zombie jerks realize that they are doing grave harm to a vulnerable community and spreading pointless fear amongst the already grossly misled Living Community?

Soon, I hope. The sooner the better.


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